sorry i’m late, professor. i’m disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

Sep 08 2:15with 233,547 notes



I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

Sep 08 1:35with 104,776 notes
On nights like tonight, I want your lips on mine.
― Ten Word Story, Meghan Hale (via m-e-ghan)

Sep 08 1:30with 213 notes